• Me when I'm about to sleep: I can't wait to eat tomorrow


nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

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